After IPL is nationalized

There is a humorous trend going on in twitter - #AfterIPLisNationalized

I joined the band wagon and tweeted like crazy. Here are ten of my selected tweets on this subject (You can view all my tweets here)

1. Pakistan will ask their players to infiltrate the border to play in the league 
2. % of IPL revenues will be used for building new cricket stadiums in Afghanistan
3. Pakistan will ask donation from US to set up PPL. Much to US's anger they will allow Taliban to field one team.
4. Fielding positions will be defined in hindi. Teesra Aadmi (third man), Acchi Tang (fine leg), Khisko (slip) etc 
5. Arundhati Roy will start a "pitch bachao" andolan.. No heavy rollers will be allowed on the pitch
6. Jharkhand team will have Dhoni, Saurabh Tiwari and 9 Dhoni look alike Maoists.. carefully selected by Shibu Soren
7. For matches between B'lore and Chennai, SC will allot the number of drinks each team can have during drinks break
8. Mandira Bedi will play for KXI once the women's bill passes in the parliment
9. Mumbai Indians will be called Mumbai Manus.. team will have only Marathis. Atul Bedade will be the batting coach
10. There will be a new team.. UP's Bhayas.. On field it'll have 9 fielders and 2 Mayawati's statues..